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• Blondes senior seeking sex orgy Geraldton Seeking Second in Command for Blanket Fort Im working on a stellar blanket fort here, Fort NoPants, and as much as I love my solitude and am wildly introverted, Ive realized a few things would be better if I had an extra pair of hands. Things like pouring hot tar on the enemies who attempt to capture Fort NoPants, digging the moat around the fort, and cumming. You know, all things that are more fun with another person.
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  1. Age or maturity. Im 31 and usuallllly dig guys at least a few years older because ya know, maturity and shit but! if you think you can hang and youre er, by all means, you may apply. This also means if youre older but are still down with blanket forts, you can apply as well.
  2. Intelligence. I want to be mind-fucked and not in the bad way, definitely in the good way. I love witty banter so I need you to be able to keep me on my toes and laughing. Days filled with disposing of the dead of our enemies can be long and tiring, I need someone to keep things light-hearted.
  3. Silliness. I suppose this goes hand in hand with number 2 but it must be said. Sarcasm is great but I need someone to be silly as well. If youre above being silly, youre already dead and Im not about having a freakin zombie around. (Unless the Zombie Apocolypse is upon us and you want to fight on my side, then we can talk.)
  4. Sighhhhhhh. How do I put this delicately? I enjoy things that push boundaries a little bit. Not all of the time, just sometimes. Like, have you ever had a super craptastic day and thought, "Gee, some crazy intense and rough things would totally be awesome after a day like today"? AWESOME! Im the same! Except I prefer to be on the receiving end if ya dont mind.
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